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Bad news, my, uh I mean Circle K's, karaoke machine has been threatened by a "natural disaster" according to UPS. It was supposed to arrive this Tuesday, but as of the last time I checked the tracking website, it had been delayed by some unnamed catastrophe. It's being shipped from Baltimore, Maryland (update: really?). Has anyone heard of any natural disasters lately in Maryland? Hmm, no. Gee, I do remember hearing about some natural disaster somewhere lately....a fire or something.....oh yeah, that was HERE. Here, where my, I mean their, karaoke machine is not. They shouldn't even be talking about natural disasters to us. Until I hear about a few 250,000 acre fires ravaging the East coast, I have NO sympathy! None. I want my, the, machine! So anyway, I will keep you all updated on the plight of our helpless little karaoke machine out in the (apparently) dangerous world.
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