Sunday, November 02, 2003

Things I Found While Cleaning My Room Today


I especially like the incorrect apostrophe.

84 cents
a copy of the Bible written in Ebonics
a bottle of orange juice
a bouncy ball
a popcorn tin (yes, it had popcorn in it)
a yoga mat
another sticker from "The Velvet Touch" dry-cleaners with that famous proclaimation: "This man wants to clean your clothes"
an unopened chocolate bunny from last Easter
and finally.....
the notebook that incited the whole cleaning frenzy

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